Demi Moore‘s teeny dog Pilaf melts the hearts of Graham Norton, Lady Gaga and Colin Farrell

Demi Moore recently graced the stage of “The Graham Norton Show” to discuss her latest, wildly entertaining film “The Substance.” Accompanying her was Pilaf, her dog, whom she humorously referred to as her "special significant other."

As Moore and Norton conversed with fellow guests Lady Gaga and Colin Farrell, both promoting their own exciting projects - “Joker: Folie à Deux” and “The Penguin,” respectively - Moore divulged that Pilaf was indeed present in the studio. After all, Pilaf goes everywhere with her mommy (as her Instagram bio readily confirms).

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Following Farrell's expression of a desire to "take a selfie with it," the "G.I. Jane" star recounted Pilaf's recent foray into the world of fashion, with a cover shoot for Dogue (Vogue, but for dogs, for the uninitiated). "I knew that she had moved into a whole new category when my publicist got a call just for Pilaf," Moore remarked.

With that, Moore brought the dog - full name Pilaf the Little Mouse - onto the stage, where Pilaf immediately sought the attention of host Norton, yearning for a good petting.

Moore then handed Pilaf over to Gaga, who observed, "She’s so little… and weird!" (but clearly meant it in a loving way). After Moore explained that Pilaf lacked a full set of teeth, having had to lose some - "hence why the tongue does not stay in" - Gaga simply stated, "She’s perfect."